Oh hey autumn, I’ve been waiting for your cute ass!
Summer you used to be my favourite but I had to ditch you when I had my second child. Autumn, you’re now my go to.
Honestly I’m so here for the thigh high boots, the jumper dresses, the fur gillets and the cute scarves. And I’ll tell you why!?
Summer was fun at first however being 3 months post baby when summer hit was just a major inconvenience. An accident waiting to happen. A wardrobe malfunction every morning and constant denial about my new and very un welcome jeans size.
It’s cat fish season
“Defining catfish season”: The art of deceiving others by utilising an array of garments to conceal ones flaws. (Haha)
So as Autumns here, the sucking in to fit in jeans is no more. I welcome with open arms the chunky jumpers that hide all my flaws, the knitted tights that hold me in and keep me in tact.
You can wear what you want and look hot because no one knows the world of sins you’re hiding underneath that super cute chunky fur. Shaving my legs will be a thing of the past, bye bye razors until next summer. 😂 We no longer require your services.
I have an excuse to stay in, watch films, drink hot chocolate, snuggled up with my boys in fluffy slippers and cosy pyjamas . I don’t know about you but when it’s summer I feel I have to have a motive and It’s imperative I “cease the day”. It’s a breath of fresh that I’m no longer obligated to make forced plans.
9 reasons why Autumn is the Sh*t
– CHRISTMAS is on the way!!
– Family Time
– Fluffy Socks
– You look cute in almost anything
– The plum nail varnish and lipstick can finally come out to play.
– An extra hour of sleep
– Remembering that you have all of last years chunky jumpers
– Baileys hot chocolate (Ok, this could just be me)
– Spending more time at home with hubby, (However this also be a bad thing)
From the world to Autumn.. WE LOVE YOU